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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

 

They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Branch Rickey
 

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

Author Unknown

 

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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier

Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.

George Bernard Shaw
 

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

Herbert Asquith

 

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Lucille Ball

 

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