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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Jay Leno

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

P.J. O'Rourke

To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
Philip Andrew Adams

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws (at most an occasional visit to the cemetery)

George Carlin

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Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.
William Shakespeare

Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts.
Lenora Mattingly Weber

Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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