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When you retire, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired.

Author Unknown

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

Jim Bishop

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Groucho Marx

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

Rita Rudner

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People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
George Burns

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

Gene Perret

Life begins at retirement.

Author Unknown

I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!

Author Unknown

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